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A fatal exception 0E has occurred. System Halted.

ERROR CODE: SMOKE_BIG_OLD_SMOKE_BIG_OLD_BIG_BIG_OLD_SMOKE

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PhoenixBIOS 4.0 Release 6.0

CPU = Pentium II 300 MHz

640K System RAM Passed

1024K Extended RAM Passed

Fixed Disk 0: QUANTUM FIREBALL

ATAPI CD-ROM: SONY 24X

ERROR: UNKNOWN OPERATING SYSTEM

OPERATOR COMPETENCE: FAILED

Where the heck did you learn about computers?

System Halted.

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